A British politician was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane.

The politician turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the politician. “How about Global Warming, The Pandemic, National Health Care, or the Country’s Economy?” as he smiled smugly. “OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff grass… Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat pat but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The politician, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to waste my time by discussing Global Warming, The Pandemic, National Health Care, or the economic state of the country when you clearly don’t know shit!?”